It seems that Labor was rushed to hospital this morning.
«I exaggerated – he said – I really exaggerated» – commenting on the muscular atrophy in the genitals which seriously affected him.
"There government crisis it was too exciting: I masturbated 89 times only yesterday; I just can not stop; I can not do it".
«But the Italians – he was replied – they will elect Berlusconi again; there will be new broad agreements and with a Forza Italia majority! Berlusconi, do you understand?!».
«It's too beautiful, too! Let me masturbate, I beg you!"
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